survive to retirement
dodge bills. collect bonuses. reach age 67 without going broke. enter your salary and age to begin.
SURVIVE TO RETIREMENT
A free browser game where you try not to go broke before age 67. Bills fall from the sky, bonuses are rare, and your angry boss shows up sideways. Enter your real salary and age, and the game auto-assigns your difficulty level. Most people don't make it. The ones who do usually wish they hadn't seen their final wallet amount.
You can shoot bills to destroy them (and recover 30% of the cost), dodge them (you still lose 50%), or get hit (full damage). Green items are bonuses. Collect those. Purple items are mystery boxes that could be crypto gains or crypto losses. Yellow bosses scroll horizontally and can only be jumped over. The difficulty increases every year. By age 50, you'll understand why your parents looked tired.
No download, no signup, no ads interrupting your financial anxiety. Works on desktop and mobile. The game lasts 1-2 minutes depending on your starting age. High scores are not saved because, like your savings, they disappear when you close the tab.